1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:01,120 SONG: # One, two, three, four, five, six, take it down! 2 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:03,800 SONG: # One, two, three, four, five, six, take it down! 3 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:24,320 # Cue the pulse to begin 4 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:26,360 # Cue the pulse to begin 5 00:00:34,760 --> 00:00:34,800 # Cue the pulse to begin 6 00:00:34,800 --> 00:00:37,160 # Cue the pulse to begin 7 00:00:38,280 --> 00:00:38,320 # Cue the pulse to begin 8 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,680 # Cue the pulse to begin 9 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:42,040 # Cue the pulse to begin. # 10 00:00:42,040 --> 00:00:44,400 # Cue the pulse to begin. # 11 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,040 Not even a year ago, we were getting married in Canada. 12 00:00:50,040 --> 00:00:52,760 Not even a year ago, we were getting married in Canada. 13 00:00:52,760 --> 00:00:52,800 Now we're back fighting for our rights. 14 00:00:52,800 --> 00:00:54,440 Now we're back fighting for our rights. 15 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:54,480 Thanks to that asshole in the White House. 16 00:00:54,480 --> 00:00:56,240 Thanks to that asshole in the White House. 17 00:00:56,240 --> 00:00:56,280 You know, you're sounding more and more like your mother. 18 00:00:56,280 --> 00:00:58,200 You know, you're sounding more and more like your mother. 19 00:00:59,280 --> 00:00:59,320 You know, there was a time when I would've said "fuck you", 20 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:01,880 You know, there was a time when I would've said "fuck you", 21 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:01,920 but now I'll take that as a compliment. 22 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,800 but now I'll take that as a compliment. 23 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:06,240 Now, I ask you - who could think that was an abomination? 24 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:09,120 Now, I ask you - who could think that was an abomination? 25 00:01:09,120 --> 00:01:09,160 A lot of people, Deb. Most people. 26 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,200 A lot of people, Deb. Most people. 27 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:11,240 Yeah, well, they're wrong. 28 00:01:11,240 --> 00:01:12,720 Yeah, well, they're wrong. 29 00:01:12,720 --> 00:01:12,760 And that includes that asshole in the White House. 30 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:15,720 And that includes that asshole in the White House. 31 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:15,760 Every time I read about a gay minister being defrocked 32 00:01:15,760 --> 00:01:18,120 Every time I read about a gay minister being defrocked 33 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:18,160 or a gay couple having their kids taken away from them, 34 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:20,800 or a gay couple having their kids taken away from them, 35 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:20,840 it just fucking breaks my heart. 36 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,520 it just fucking breaks my heart. 37 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:22,560 MAN ON MEGAPHONE: Protect the family! Protect our children! 38 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,480 MAN ON MEGAPHONE: Protect the family! Protect our children! 39 00:01:25,480 --> 00:01:25,520 Protect Christian values! 40 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,880 Protect Christian values! 41 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:27,920 Vote yes on 14. WOMAN: Vote yes! 42 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:30,080 Vote yes on 14. WOMAN: Vote yes! 43 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:30,120 Stop the homosexual agenda. Protect our children! 44 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:34,080 Stop the homosexual agenda. Protect our children! 45 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:34,120 VOICES FADE, INTERMINGLE Vote yes on 14. 46 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:36,240 VOICES FADE, INTERMINGLE Vote yes on 14. 47 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:36,280 MALE VOICES: Yes on 14. Yes on 14. 48 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:39,040 MALE VOICES: Yes on 14. Yes on 14. 49 00:01:39,040 --> 00:01:39,080 Vote yes on 14. Protect our children. 50 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,040 Vote yes on 14. Protect our children. 51 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:41,080 Stop the homosexual agenda. 52 00:01:41,080 --> 00:01:44,040 Stop the homosexual agenda. 53 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:44,080 Jesus forgives sinners. Vote yes on 14. 54 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:46,320 Jesus forgives sinners. Vote yes on 14. 55 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:46,360 Jesus forgives sinners. 56 00:01:46,360 --> 00:01:49,040 Jesus forgives sinners. 57 00:01:49,040 --> 00:01:49,080 Oh, yeah? 58 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:50,560 Oh, yeah? 59 00:01:50,560 --> 00:01:50,600 Well, I've got news for you - Jesus thinks you stink! 60 00:01:50,600 --> 00:01:53,720 Well, I've got news for you - Jesus thinks you stink! 61 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:53,760 MAN: Protect our children. 62 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:55,760 MAN: Protect our children. 63 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:55,800 Protect Christian values! Vote yes on 14. 64 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,000 Protect Christian values! Vote yes on 14. 65 00:01:59,000 --> 00:01:59,040 (People mutter) 66 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:00,960 (People mutter) 67 00:02:02,360 --> 00:02:02,400 What a fabulous event this is going to be. 68 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,920 What a fabulous event this is going to be. 69 00:02:04,920 --> 00:02:04,960 If the planner does say so himself. 70 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,920 If the planner does say so himself. 71 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:06,960 Now, how many tickets have we sold? Over 300. 72 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,400 Now, how many tickets have we sold? Over 300. 73 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:09,440 And counting. 74 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:10,880 And counting. 75 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:10,920 At $200 a pop, that's over $60,000. 76 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:13,000 At $200 a pop, that's over $60,000. 77 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:13,040 That doesn't even include what we'll make during the silent auction. 78 00:02:13,040 --> 00:02:15,160 That doesn't even include what we'll make during the silent auction. 79 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:15,200 Not bad for a night's work. 80 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,880 Not bad for a night's work. 81 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:16,920 Now, if I could just get Drew to attend. 82 00:02:16,920 --> 00:02:18,680 Now, if I could just get Drew to attend. 83 00:02:18,680 --> 00:02:18,720 Think of the media attention we'd get. You can't buy that. 84 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:20,880 Think of the media attention we'd get. You can't buy that. 85 00:02:20,880 --> 00:02:20,920 Well, like my Aunt Lil always said - "They can't shoot you for asking." 86 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:24,000 Well, like my Aunt Lil always said - "They can't shoot you for asking." 87 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:24,040 (Chuckles) Roy. 88 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,480 (Chuckles) Roy. 89 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:25,520 I would like you to meet my planning committee and friends. 90 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,560 I would like you to meet my planning committee and friends. 91 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:28,600 Ben. Hi. 92 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,040 Ben. Hi. 93 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:30,080 Michael. Emmett. How do you do? 94 00:02:30,080 --> 00:02:32,440 Michael. Emmett. How do you do? 95 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:32,480 This is Roy Harris, the hotel manager. 96 00:02:32,480 --> 00:02:34,080 This is Roy Harris, the hotel manager. 97 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:34,120 He's been terrific, so helpful. 98 00:02:34,120 --> 00:02:35,800 He's been terrific, so helpful. 99 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:35,840 Thanks for cutting us such a great deal. 100 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:37,520 Thanks for cutting us such a great deal. 101 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:37,560 Don't thank me just yet. I'm afraid I have bad news. 102 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,280 Don't thank me just yet. I'm afraid I have bad news. 103 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:40,320 Corporate just called. They're not going to let you hold the event here. 104 00:02:40,320 --> 00:02:43,520 Corporate just called. They're not going to let you hold the event here. 105 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:43,560 EMMETT: Excuse me?! What? 106 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:45,120 EMMETT: Excuse me?! What? 107 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:45,160 Why'd they change their minds? 108 00:02:45,160 --> 00:02:46,800 Why'd they change their minds? 109 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:46,840 That's privileged information. 110 00:02:46,840 --> 00:02:48,520 That's privileged information. 111 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:48,560 Considering you just tanked our event, 112 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,200 Considering you just tanked our event, 113 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:50,240 I think we deserve the privilege of an explanation. 114 00:02:50,240 --> 00:02:52,120 I think we deserve the privilege of an explanation. 115 00:02:53,800 --> 00:02:53,840 Let's just say there's a couple of very large accounts 116 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:57,720 Let's just say there's a couple of very large accounts 117 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:57,760 corporate's afraid of alienating. 118 00:02:57,760 --> 00:02:59,840 corporate's afraid of alienating. 119 00:02:59,840 --> 00:02:59,880 By having an event they might be perceived as gay-friendly. 120 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,720 By having an event they might be perceived as gay-friendly. 121 00:03:04,400 --> 00:03:04,440 Look, I support what you're doing 100%. 122 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,040 Look, I support what you're doing 100%. 123 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:07,080 I've been in a relationship for 15 years. I want to protect that. 124 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,040 I've been in a relationship for 15 years. I want to protect that. 125 00:03:11,320 --> 00:03:11,360 But I also have to protect my job. 126 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:13,200 But I also have to protect my job. 127 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:13,240 (Clears throat) 128 00:03:13,240 --> 00:03:14,840 (Clears throat) 129 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:14,880 I'm sorry. 130 00:03:14,880 --> 00:03:16,520 I'm sorry. 131 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:20,640 (Emmett drops book loudly) 132 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:22,280 (Emmett drops book loudly) 133 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:25,400 Oh, yeah. He's hot. 134 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:28,320 Oh, yeah. He's hot. 135 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:29,720 BRIAN: Schmidt. 136 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:31,280 BRIAN: Schmidt. 137 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:31,320 What did I tell you about playing with yourself during office hours? 138 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:34,160 What did I tell you about playing with yourself during office hours? 139 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:34,200 Fuck, Brian. 140 00:03:34,200 --> 00:03:35,880 Fuck, Brian. 141 00:03:35,880 --> 00:03:35,920 Relax, Theodore. This isn't work shafters. 142 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,640 Relax, Theodore. This isn't work shafters. 143 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:39,680 You're in a jerk-off-friendly environment. 144 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:41,560 You're in a jerk-off-friendly environment. 145 00:03:41,560 --> 00:03:41,600 I wasn't jerking off. I'm on my quest for a husband. 146 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,200 I wasn't jerking off. I'm on my quest for a husband. 147 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:44,240 The latest homo to join the rank of defectors. 148 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,800 The latest homo to join the rank of defectors. 149 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:47,840 So, who's the stiff? 150 00:03:47,840 --> 00:03:49,320 So, who's the stiff? 151 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:49,360 And I don't mean that in the best sense of the word. 152 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:51,720 And I don't mean that in the best sense of the word. 153 00:03:51,720 --> 00:03:51,760 As you know, I lost my Jewish doctor, 154 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:53,720 As you know, I lost my Jewish doctor, 155 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:53,760 so I decided to try husbandmaterial.com. 156 00:03:53,760 --> 00:03:56,080 so I decided to try husbandmaterial.com. 157 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:56,120 It's a website that's full of quality guys, like myself, 158 00:03:56,120 --> 00:03:59,840 It's a website that's full of quality guys, like myself, 159 00:03:59,840 --> 00:03:59,880 who are looking for the perfect partner. 160 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,520 who are looking for the perfect partner. 161 00:04:01,520 --> 00:04:01,560 So... (Chuckles) ..what treasures have you uncovered online? 162 00:04:01,560 --> 00:04:04,440 So... (Chuckles) ..what treasures have you uncovered online? 163 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:04,480 Well, this is Richard. He's 36. 164 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,240 Well, this is Richard. He's 36. 165 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:07,280 He's a lawyer, he owns his own house 166 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:09,280 He's a lawyer, he owns his own house 167 00:04:09,280 --> 00:04:09,320 and he likes to cuddle after a long day. 168 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:12,600 and he likes to cuddle after a long day. 169 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:12,640 Uh...oh, this is James. 35. He's a dentist. 170 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:15,360 Uh...oh, this is James. 35. He's a dentist. 171 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:15,400 And he likes... (Chuckles) ..well, to cuddle after a long day. 172 00:04:15,400 --> 00:04:20,200 And he likes... (Chuckles) ..well, to cuddle after a long day. 173 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:20,240 Uh... Oh. This... Lewis. He's 37. 174 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,320 Uh... Oh. This... Lewis. He's 37. 175 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:22,360 He owns his own business and he likes... 176 00:04:22,360 --> 00:04:24,560 He owns his own business and he likes... 177 00:04:24,560 --> 00:04:24,600 He likes to cuddle after a long day. ..to cuddle after a long day. 178 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:28,000 He likes to cuddle after a long day. ..to cuddle after a long day. 179 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:28,040 Doesn't anyone like to fuck? 180 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:29,640 Doesn't anyone like to fuck? 181 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:30,960 Let's see some cock shots. 182 00:04:30,960 --> 00:04:32,640 Let's see some cock shots. 183 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:32,680 There are no cock shots. 184 00:04:32,680 --> 00:04:34,240 There are no cock shots. 185 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:34,280 Well, then how do you know if they're quality men? 186 00:04:34,280 --> 00:04:36,440 Well, then how do you know if they're quality men? 187 00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:36,480 Move over. 188 00:04:36,480 --> 00:04:37,880 Move over. 189 00:04:44,840 --> 00:04:44,880 This is Roland. (Laughs) He's 32. 190 00:04:44,880 --> 00:04:47,920 This is Roland. (Laughs) He's 32. 191 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:47,960 He doesn't have time for a career. 192 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,960 He doesn't have time for a career. 193 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:50,000 He likes to cuddle after being pounded into oblivion. 194 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,720 He likes to cuddle after being pounded into oblivion. 195 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:52,760 (Laughs) 196 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,200 (Laughs) 197 00:04:54,200 --> 00:04:54,240 Too bad for you he's in Australia. 198 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:56,440 Too bad for you he's in Australia. 199 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:56,480 Not really, since I plan on being there in less than 48 hours. 200 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:59,320 Not really, since I plan on being there in less than 48 hours. 201 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:01,160 I just got back from the doctor. 202 00:05:01,160 --> 00:05:03,160 I just got back from the doctor. 203 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:04,880 I got a clean bill of health. I'm completely cancer-free. 204 00:05:04,880 --> 00:05:09,280 I got a clean bill of health. I'm completely cancer-free. 205 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:09,320 That's great news! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 206 00:05:09,320 --> 00:05:11,640 That's great news! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 207 00:05:11,640 --> 00:05:11,680 So, to celebrate, I'm going to go to Gay Mardi Gras in Sydney. 208 00:05:11,680 --> 00:05:14,440 So, to celebrate, I'm going to go to Gay Mardi Gras in Sydney. 209 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:14,480 I wish I could go. 210 00:05:14,480 --> 00:05:16,840 I wish I could go. 211 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:16,880 What?! You've got to find a hubby. 212 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,240 What?! You've got to find a hubby. 213 00:05:19,240 --> 00:05:19,280 (Sighs) 214 00:05:19,280 --> 00:05:20,720 (Sighs) 215 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:20,760 (Australian accent) G'day, mate. 216 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:22,360 (Australian accent) G'day, mate. 217 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:33,720 (Both pant) 218 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,160 (Both pant) 219 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:41,560 Smells good. I felt like cooking. 220 00:05:41,560 --> 00:05:44,320 Smells good. I felt like cooking. 221 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:46,920 You ran out this morning. 222 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:48,400 You ran out this morning. 223 00:05:48,400 --> 00:05:48,480 (Scoffs) I didn't run out. I had a meeting at the hotel. 224 00:05:48,480 --> 00:05:52,520 (Scoffs) I didn't run out. I had a meeting at the hotel. 225 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:52,560 How did it go? 226 00:05:52,560 --> 00:05:54,240 How did it go? 227 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:54,280 (Sighs) They told us to find some place else. 228 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:57,320 (Sighs) They told us to find some place else. 229 00:05:57,320 --> 00:05:57,360 What? We have to find another venue. 230 00:05:57,360 --> 00:06:00,320 What? We have to find another venue. 231 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:00,360 Well, it's a little late for that, isn't it? 232 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,320 Well, it's a little late for that, isn't it? 233 00:06:03,320 --> 00:06:03,360 (Both moan, pant) 234 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:05,000 (Both moan, pant) 235 00:06:06,560 --> 00:06:06,600 I'm going to go take a shower. 236 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,480 I'm going to go take a shower. 237 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:11,480 Mel. 238 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,920 Mel. 239 00:06:14,560 --> 00:06:14,600 Look...I glued it back together. 240 00:06:14,600 --> 00:06:18,200 Look...I glued it back together. 241 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:18,240 If you turn it like this, you can hardly notice the cracks. 242 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:21,800 If you turn it like this, you can hardly notice the cracks. 243 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:24,320 Are we just going to pretend as if it never happened? 244 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,120 Are we just going to pretend as if it never happened? 245 00:06:28,600 --> 00:06:28,640 (Sighs) No-one's pretending. 246 00:06:28,640 --> 00:06:32,720 (Sighs) No-one's pretending. 247 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:32,760 In fact, I hear it happens to a lot of divorced couples. 248 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,880 In fact, I hear it happens to a lot of divorced couples. 249 00:06:37,040 --> 00:06:37,080 Some say the sex is even hotter than when they're married. 250 00:06:37,080 --> 00:06:40,000 Some say the sex is even hotter than when they're married. 251 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:43,960 It was a mistake. 252 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,960 It was a mistake. 253 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:46,000 A...momentary lapse in judgment. 254 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,080 A...momentary lapse in judgment. 255 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:50,680 Just one of those 'in the heat of the moment' sort of things. 256 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,360 Just one of those 'in the heat of the moment' sort of things. 257 00:06:54,560 --> 00:06:54,600 Precisely. 258 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:56,320 Precisely. 259 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:56,360 Then I guess we should disregard it. Move on. 260 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,600 Then I guess we should disregard it. Move on. 261 00:07:02,480 --> 00:07:02,520 I think that would be best. 262 00:07:02,520 --> 00:07:04,160 I think that would be best. 263 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:14,000 Deb, did you ever date a younger man? 264 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:16,000 Deb, did you ever date a younger man? 265 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:16,040 (Chuckles) Sunshine, until Karl came along, 266 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:18,840 (Chuckles) Sunshine, until Karl came along, 267 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:18,880 I was barely dating a living one. 268 00:07:18,880 --> 00:07:21,400 I was barely dating a living one. 269 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:21,440 But if you'd had the chance? I'd have jumped on it. 270 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:24,800 But if you'd had the chance? I'd have jumped on it. 271 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:24,840 Which is what I hope your mother's doing. 272 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:27,280 Which is what I hope your mother's doing. 273 00:07:27,280 --> 00:07:27,320 Yeah, but he's half her age. (Chuckles) 274 00:07:27,320 --> 00:07:29,280 Yeah, but he's half her age. (Chuckles) 275 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:29,320 Jeez. You kids - you don't cut your parents much slack, do you? 276 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:32,840 Jeez. You kids - you don't cut your parents much slack, do you? 277 00:07:32,840 --> 00:07:32,880 Well, under the sexual bill of rights - 278 00:07:32,880 --> 00:07:34,800 Well, under the sexual bill of rights - 279 00:07:34,800 --> 00:07:34,840 that is, if we still have any rights - 280 00:07:34,840 --> 00:07:36,840 that is, if we still have any rights - 281 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:36,880 she's entitled to the same freedoms you and Brian have. 282 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:39,640 she's entitled to the same freedoms you and Brian have. 283 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:39,680 Had. 284 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:41,640 Had. 285 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:41,680 You catch my drift. 286 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:43,280 You catch my drift. 287 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:45,920 (Sneezes) 288 00:07:45,920 --> 00:07:47,600 (Sneezes) 289 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:47,640 Fucking pepper. 290 00:07:47,640 --> 00:07:49,560 Fucking pepper. 291 00:07:49,560 --> 00:07:49,600 I've done my share of running around, 292 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:51,720 I've done my share of running around, 293 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:51,760 but...when I read your description - 294 00:07:51,760 --> 00:07:53,760 but...when I read your description - 295 00:07:53,760 --> 00:07:53,800 enjoy spending quiet evenings at home - 296 00:07:53,800 --> 00:07:56,520 enjoy spending quiet evenings at home - 297 00:07:56,520 --> 00:07:56,560 there's something about it I found very appealing. 298 00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:59,520 there's something about it I found very appealing. 299 00:07:59,520 --> 00:07:59,560 To tell you the truth, I...I've never liked going out much. 300 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,440 To tell you the truth, I...I've never liked going out much. 301 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:03,680 See, when I was a kid, the Partridge Family reunion came to town, 302 00:08:03,680 --> 00:08:06,600 See, when I was a kid, the Partridge Family reunion came to town, 303 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:06,640 and, uh... (Laughs) 304 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:08,120 and, uh... (Laughs) 305 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:08,160 ..I wanted Danny Bonaduce's autograph so bad. 306 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,960 ..I wanted Danny Bonaduce's autograph so bad. 307 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:11,000 So, I waited in line for four hours, 308 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,680 So, I waited in line for four hours, 309 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:13,720 and then finally, there they were, dressed in those white jumpsuits. 310 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:17,320 and then finally, there they were, dressed in those white jumpsuits. 311 00:08:17,320 --> 00:08:17,360 Oh, God, I remember those. David Cassidy - I had such a crush. 312 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,440 Oh, God, I remember those. David Cassidy - I had such a crush. 313 00:08:23,000 --> 00:08:23,040 Anyway, there was a stampede. 314 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,160 Anyway, there was a stampede. 315 00:08:26,920 --> 00:08:26,960 I got trampled. 316 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,400 I got trampled. 317 00:08:29,400 --> 00:08:29,440 That's terrible. 318 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:31,120 That's terrible. 319 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:31,160 Yeah, it was pretty terrifying. 320 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,400 Yeah, it was pretty terrifying. 321 00:08:34,400 --> 00:08:34,440 In fact, I still get nervous being in a crowd. 322 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:37,760 In fact, I still get nervous being in a crowd. 323 00:08:37,760 --> 00:08:37,800 So, how's the date going? 324 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:40,120 So, how's the date going? 325 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:40,160 It is not a date, Deb. We're just getting acquainted. 326 00:08:40,160 --> 00:08:42,560 It is not a date, Deb. We're just getting acquainted. 327 00:08:42,560 --> 00:08:42,600 Ah. Are we checking each other out to make sure you're not trolls? 328 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:45,640 Ah. Are we checking each other out to make sure you're not trolls? 329 00:08:45,640 --> 00:08:45,680 And then you go and fuck? Huh? 330 00:08:45,680 --> 00:08:47,440 And then you go and fuck? Huh? 331 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:47,480 (Both laugh) 332 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,400 (Both laugh) 333 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:50,920 Yeah. Deb has a way of cutting right to the chase. 334 00:08:50,920 --> 00:08:53,360 Yeah. Deb has a way of cutting right to the chase. 335 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:54,560 So, have we, uh... officially passed the troll test? 336 00:08:54,560 --> 00:08:58,760 So, have we, uh... officially passed the troll test? 337 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,040 Yeah. 338 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,560 Yeah. 339 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:01,600 Well, how about a real date? Great. 340 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,520 Well, how about a real date? Great. 341 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:04,560 I just bought two tickets to the Stop Prop 14 benefit Thursday night. 342 00:09:04,560 --> 00:09:07,920 I just bought two tickets to the Stop Prop 14 benefit Thursday night. 343 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:07,960 Cyndi Lauper's performing. 344 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,320 Cyndi Lauper's performing. 345 00:09:10,320 --> 00:09:10,360 I...I'd love to, but... 346 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:13,440 I...I'd love to, but... 347 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:14,480 Crowds. Right. 348 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:16,080 Crowds. Right. 349 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:16,120 Um...well, some other time. 350 00:09:16,120 --> 00:09:19,040 Um...well, some other time. 351 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:20,680 No. No, wait. 352 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:22,600 No. No, wait. 353 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:23,840 My therapist says it's important I stare down my demons, 354 00:09:23,840 --> 00:09:26,320 My therapist says it's important I stare down my demons, 355 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:26,360 so...that's what I'm going to do. 356 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,960 so...that's what I'm going to do. 357 00:09:30,360 --> 00:09:30,400 You sure? It's a date. 358 00:09:30,400 --> 00:09:32,440 You sure? It's a date. 359 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:33,600 Great. 360 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:35,320 Great. 361 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:35,360 Uh, 300, maybe as many as 400. For this Thursday night. 362 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:38,720 Uh, 300, maybe as many as 400. For this Thursday night. 363 00:09:38,720 --> 00:09:38,760 Yes, I know, it's a big crowd. Yeah, I know it's short notice. 364 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,520 Yes, I know, it's a big crowd. Yeah, I know it's short notice. 365 00:09:41,520 --> 00:09:41,560 Whatever it takes to make it work. Saturday won't work. 366 00:09:41,560 --> 00:09:44,120 Whatever it takes to make it work. Saturday won't work. 367 00:09:44,120 --> 00:09:44,160 Are you sure you can't... There's no way that you can... 368 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,600 Are you sure you can't... There's no way that you can... 369 00:09:46,600 --> 00:09:46,640 Well, thanks. Thanks anyway. 370 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,840 Well, thanks. Thanks anyway. 371 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:48,880 No luck? Nada. 372 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:50,600 No luck? Nada. 373 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:50,640 Same here. So, who's left? 374 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,680 Same here. So, who's left? 375 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:52,720 That's it. Everything's either booked or they don't want us. 376 00:09:52,720 --> 00:09:56,360 That's it. Everything's either booked or they don't want us. 377 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:56,400 This is a disaster. 378 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:57,960 This is a disaster. 379 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:00,640 (Sighs) 380 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:02,520 (Sighs) 381 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:05,160 There's one place. 382 00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:06,800 There's one place. 383 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:08,320 I'm not asking him for anything. 384 00:10:08,320 --> 00:10:10,560 I'm not asking him for anything. 385 00:10:10,560 --> 00:10:10,600 Michael, this is important. 386 00:10:10,600 --> 00:10:12,320 Michael, this is important. 387 00:10:12,320 --> 00:10:12,360 Can't you and Brian put aside your differences for one night? 388 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:14,600 Can't you and Brian put aside your differences for one night? 389 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:14,640 I'm sorry. I'm not going to do it. 390 00:10:14,640 --> 00:10:16,600 I'm sorry. I'm not going to do it. 391 00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:17,680 Well, then, I guess we'll just have to call the centre, 392 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,040 Well, then, I guess we'll just have to call the centre, 393 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:20,080 tell them the benefit's off. 394 00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:21,680 tell them the benefit's off. 395 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:27,120 (Australian accent) You've got to try the Bodyline. 396 00:10:27,120 --> 00:10:28,960 (Australian accent) You've got to try the Bodyline. 397 00:10:28,960 --> 00:10:29,000 The best bathhouse in Sydney. 398 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:30,840 The best bathhouse in Sydney. 399 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:30,880 Bodyline. 400 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,560 Bodyline. 401 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:32,600 (Moans) That's it, mate. Fuck me. Harder! 402 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:35,440 (Moans) That's it, mate. Fuck me. Harder! 403 00:10:35,440 --> 00:10:35,480 (Both moan) 404 00:10:35,480 --> 00:10:36,920 (Both moan) 405 00:10:36,920 --> 00:10:36,960 What about clubs? 406 00:10:36,960 --> 00:10:38,640 What about clubs? 407 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:38,680 I prefer Arq on Oxford. Friendly. Young crowd. 408 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:43,560 I prefer Arq on Oxford. Friendly. Young crowd. 409 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:43,600 (Groans) 410 00:10:43,600 --> 00:10:45,080 (Groans) 411 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:45,120 Arq on Oxford. (Moans) 412 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:46,760 Arq on Oxford. (Moans) 413 00:10:46,760 --> 00:10:46,800 The midnight shift's packed on the weekends. 414 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,640 The midnight shift's packed on the weekends. 415 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:48,680 Oh, yeah. KNOCK ON DOOR 416 00:10:48,680 --> 00:10:50,080 Oh, yeah. KNOCK ON DOOR 417 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:50,120 (Both moan, pant) 418 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,280 (Both moan, pant) 419 00:10:52,280 --> 00:10:52,320 KNOCKING ON DOOR 420 00:10:52,320 --> 00:10:53,840 KNOCKING ON DOOR 421 00:10:53,840 --> 00:10:53,880 Don't stop. I'm close. 422 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:56,080 Don't stop. I'm close. 423 00:10:56,080 --> 00:10:56,120 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. MOBILE PHONE BUZZES 424 00:10:56,120 --> 00:10:58,040 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. MOBILE PHONE BUZZES 425 00:10:58,040 --> 00:10:58,080 Oh, yeah, mate. Oh, yes. Yes. 426 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,240 Oh, yeah, mate. Oh, yes. Yes. 427 00:11:00,240 --> 00:11:00,280 LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR 428 00:11:00,280 --> 00:11:01,920 LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR 429 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:01,960 (Both moan) 430 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,600 (Both moan) 431 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:03,640 (Moans) Oh, yes! Oh... 432 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:05,720 (Moans) Oh, yes! Oh... 433 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:05,760 Shit. Oh... 434 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:07,120 Shit. Oh... 435 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:11,120 LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR 436 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,080 LOUD KNOCKING ON DOOR 437 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:15,800 Jeez. I was calling and calling. 438 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,520 Jeez. I was calling and calling. 439 00:11:17,520 --> 00:11:17,560 Why didn't you just buy a stick of dynamite and blast the door down? 440 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:20,280 Why didn't you just buy a stick of dynamite and blast the door down? 441 00:11:20,280 --> 00:11:20,320 It's the Brown Athletics account... 442 00:11:20,320 --> 00:11:22,520 It's the Brown Athletics account... 443 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:22,560 Oops...sorry. 444 00:11:22,560 --> 00:11:24,800 Oops...sorry. 445 00:11:24,800 --> 00:11:24,840 Not as sorry as he is. 446 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:26,600 Not as sorry as he is. 447 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:26,640 What about it?! 448 00:11:26,640 --> 00:11:28,120 What about it?! 449 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:28,160 Leo Brown just heard about Drew Boyd. 450 00:11:28,160 --> 00:11:29,800 Leo Brown just heard about Drew Boyd. 451 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:29,840 He wants another spokesman for his underwear line. 452 00:11:29,840 --> 00:11:31,800 He wants another spokesman for his underwear line. 453 00:11:31,800 --> 00:11:31,840 Did you tell him that we've already booked the photoshoot? 454 00:11:31,840 --> 00:11:34,120 Did you tell him that we've already booked the photoshoot? 455 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:34,160 That the ad space has already been paid for? 456 00:11:34,160 --> 00:11:36,080 That the ad space has already been paid for? 457 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:36,120 He said, "That's your problem. 458 00:11:36,120 --> 00:11:37,600 He said, "That's your problem. 459 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:37,640 "But if you don't find someone else, you'll have a bigger one." 460 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,120 "But if you don't find someone else, you'll have a bigger one." 461 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:42,480 Bottom line - a gay player is disruptive to a team. 462 00:11:42,480 --> 00:11:46,480 Bottom line - a gay player is disruptive to a team. 463 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:46,520 Imagine that you're in a locker room... 464 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,160 Imagine that you're in a locker room... 465 00:11:48,160 --> 00:11:48,200 Don't tell me his team-mates are afraid he'll jump them. 466 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,160 Don't tell me his team-mates are afraid he'll jump them. 467 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:50,200 Those big guys can't take care of themselves? No. 468 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:52,040 Those big guys can't take care of themselves? No. 469 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:52,080 Besides, he didn't chase them around the showers before. 470 00:11:52,080 --> 00:11:54,240 Besides, he didn't chase them around the showers before. 471 00:11:54,240 --> 00:11:54,280 Why would he now? 472 00:11:54,280 --> 00:11:55,720 Why would he now? 473 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:55,760 By announcing that he was gay, 474 00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,440 By announcing that he was gay, 475 00:11:57,440 --> 00:11:57,480 Drew Boyd has separated himself from the rest of the team. 476 00:11:57,480 --> 00:12:00,240 Drew Boyd has separated himself from the rest of the team. 477 00:12:00,240 --> 00:12:00,280 The spirit of unity, the playing together as one, has been broken 478 00:12:00,280 --> 00:12:03,880 The spirit of unity, the playing together as one, has been broken 479 00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:03,920 and it can never be repaired. 480 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:05,600 and it can never be repaired. 481 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:05,640 So, you're saying they should get rid of him? 482 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,400 So, you're saying they should get rid of him? 483 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:07,440 If he was on my team, I would. I'd say I had no choice... 484 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,200 If he was on my team, I would. I'd say I had no choice... 485 00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:10,240 Hey, I was watching that. Why? 486 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:11,880 Hey, I was watching that. Why? 487 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:11,920 So you can get even more depressed? 488 00:12:11,920 --> 00:12:13,760 So you can get even more depressed? 489 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:13,800 I have just the thing to take your mind off it. 490 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,720 I have just the thing to take your mind off it. 491 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:16,760 'Madame X'. 492 00:12:16,760 --> 00:12:18,240 'Madame X'. 493 00:12:18,240 --> 00:12:18,280 Starring the unjustly underrated Lana Turner. 494 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:21,840 Starring the unjustly underrated Lana Turner. 495 00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:21,880 What a performance. 496 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:23,920 What a performance. 497 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:23,960 Lana has an illicit affair, 498 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:25,640 Lana has an illicit affair, 499 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:25,680 and after being discovered, is forced to forfeit her identity as her. 500 00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:29,520 and after being discovered, is forced to forfeit her identity as her. 501 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:29,560 She wanders the world in a drunken stupor, 502 00:12:29,560 --> 00:12:32,520 She wanders the world in a drunken stupor, 503 00:12:32,520 --> 00:12:32,560 finally to return home and murder her blackmailer. 504 00:12:32,560 --> 00:12:37,880 finally to return home and murder her blackmailer. 505 00:12:37,880 --> 00:12:37,920 And this is supposed to make me feel better? 506 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,440 And this is supposed to make me feel better? 507 00:12:40,440 --> 00:12:40,480 Yeah, well, Lana always does it for me. 508 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:43,080 Yeah, well, Lana always does it for me. 509 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:47,680 Hey, you know what really might make you feel better? 510 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:50,520 Hey, you know what really might make you feel better? 511 00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:50,560 Coming with me to the Stop Prop 14 event. 512 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:53,240 Coming with me to the Stop Prop 14 event. 513 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:53,280 You can meet your gay fans, 514 00:12:53,280 --> 00:12:54,920 You can meet your gay fans, 515 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:55,000 see what a role model and inspiration you've become. 516 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,360 see what a role model and inspiration you've become. 517 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:57,400 I told you - I'm a professional football player, 518 00:12:57,400 --> 00:12:59,320 I told you - I'm a professional football player, 519 00:12:59,320 --> 00:12:59,360 not a professional fag! 520 00:12:59,360 --> 00:13:01,200 not a professional fag! 521 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:01,240 So stop trying to get me to be the new gay poster boy! 522 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:03,880 So stop trying to get me to be the new gay poster boy! 523 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:09,880 You'd better take care of yourself. 524 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:11,840 You'd better take care of yourself. 525 00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:11,880 You've got a near-naked photoshoot coming up. 526 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:14,200 You've got a near-naked photoshoot coming up. 527 00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:14,240 There's not going to be a photoshoot. 528 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:16,200 There's not going to be a photoshoot. 529 00:13:16,200 --> 00:13:16,240 Your friend Kinney called. He fired me. 530 00:13:16,240 --> 00:13:19,040 Your friend Kinney called. He fired me. 531 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:20,840 Brian fired you? 532 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:22,800 Brian fired you? 533 00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:24,040 I've now officially lost everything. 534 00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:25,760 I've now officially lost everything. 535 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:28,520 I knew it wouldn't be easy coming out, 536 00:13:28,520 --> 00:13:30,160 I knew it wouldn't be easy coming out, 537 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:30,200 but I never expected it would be this bad. 538 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:33,200 but I never expected it would be this bad. 539 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:35,240 You haven't lost me. 540 00:13:35,240 --> 00:13:36,880 You haven't lost me. 541 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:39,520 We'll figure this out. 542 00:13:39,520 --> 00:13:40,960 We'll figure this out. 543 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:43,600 If you don't mind... I need some time alone. 544 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,800 If you don't mind... I need some time alone. 545 00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:49,440 Sure. I understand. 546 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:52,000 Sure. I understand. 547 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:13,080 (Sighs) It's freezing, huh? 548 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,400 (Sighs) It's freezing, huh? 549 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:16,440 Hey, we could go back to my place. I'll warm you up. 550 00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:19,960 Hey, we could go back to my place. I'll warm you up. 551 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,000 (Chuckles) It's kind of late and... 552 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,600 (Chuckles) It's kind of late and... 553 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:25,600 Corinne... I know. You don't have to tell me. 554 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:27,880 Corinne... I know. You don't have to tell me. 555 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:27,920 No, it's not you, I swear. I...I know that too. 556 00:14:27,920 --> 00:14:30,640 No, it's not you, I swear. I...I know that too. 557 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:31,840 It's Lindsay. 558 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,280 It's Lindsay. 559 00:14:35,280 --> 00:14:35,320 Hey, come on, you don't need a special team of investigators 560 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:38,520 Hey, come on, you don't need a special team of investigators 561 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:38,560 to figure out what's what. 562 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,160 to figure out what's what. 563 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:41,320 Besides, it's not a crime. 564 00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:43,280 Besides, it's not a crime. 565 00:14:45,320 --> 00:14:45,360 Mind if I ask you what gave me away? 566 00:14:45,360 --> 00:14:48,360 Mind if I ask you what gave me away? 567 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:51,480 (Sighs) 568 00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,920 (Sighs) 569 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:55,000 Penguins. 570 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,400 Penguins. 571 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:57,880 When my dad left my mom, 572 00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,880 When my dad left my mom, 573 00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:00,920 she was so obsessed, you could mention any subject 574 00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:02,920 she was so obsessed, you could mention any subject 575 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:02,960 and somehow she'd make it about him. 576 00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:06,160 and somehow she'd make it about him. 577 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:07,200 Penguins. 578 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:08,840 Penguins. 579 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:08,880 "Your father hated wearing a tuxedo." 580 00:15:08,880 --> 00:15:11,840 "Your father hated wearing a tuxedo." 581 00:15:11,840 --> 00:15:11,880 (Laughs) You're the same way. 582 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:14,120 (Laughs) You're the same way. 583 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:14,160 Julia Roberts. 584 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,760 Julia Roberts. 585 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:15,800 "Lindsay got her hair cut like Julia Roberts." 586 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,440 "Lindsay got her hair cut like Julia Roberts." 587 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:19,480 The French hate Americans. 588 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,000 The French hate Americans. 589 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:22,040 "Lindsay makes a great bouillabaisse." 590 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:24,880 "Lindsay makes a great bouillabaisse." 591 00:15:26,680 --> 00:15:26,720 I didn't realise. 592 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,400 I didn't realise. 593 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:28,440 Well, why should you? 594 00:15:28,440 --> 00:15:30,280 Well, why should you? 595 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:30,320 Referring to her is as automatic to you as blinking. 596 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:34,320 Referring to her is as automatic to you as blinking. 597 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:34,360 Just...next time, be fair. 598 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:38,960 Just...next time, be fair. 599 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:39,000 Until you can buy a tube of toothpaste 600 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,640 Until you can buy a tube of toothpaste 601 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:40,680 and not mention Lindsay's perfect smile... 602 00:15:40,680 --> 00:15:43,160 and not mention Lindsay's perfect smile... 603 00:15:44,440 --> 00:15:44,480 ..don't let some poor girl think she's got a chance. 604 00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:47,280 ..don't let some poor girl think she's got a chance. 605 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:49,760 TED: That's Andy Prather. He's the running back for the Chargers. 606 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:52,760 TED: That's Andy Prather. He's the running back for the Chargers. 607 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:52,800 BRIAN: Mmm. Definitely the hottest of the hotties. 608 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,160 BRIAN: Mmm. Definitely the hottest of the hotties. 609 00:15:55,160 --> 00:15:55,200 (Inhales sharply) Check out those abs. 610 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,520 (Inhales sharply) Check out those abs. 611 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:57,560 I have - about a thousand times. 612 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:59,560 I have - about a thousand times. 613 00:15:59,560 --> 00:15:59,600 Straight, right? Yeah. 614 00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:01,040 Straight, right? Yeah. 615 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:01,080 I have several teenage girls 616 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,520 I have several teenage girls 617 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:02,560 who'll swear under oath they've been raped by him. 618 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,280 who'll swear under oath they've been raped by him. 619 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:04,320 Perfect. When can he be here? 620 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,200 Perfect. When can he be here? 621 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:06,240 Once you sign off, he'll be on the next plane. 622 00:16:06,240 --> 00:16:08,200 Once you sign off, he'll be on the next plane. 623 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:08,240 Book him. Great. 624 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:09,600 Book him. Great. 625 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:10,640 Hey, Teddy. 626 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:12,080 Hey, Teddy. 627 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:13,400 Michael. 628 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,840 Michael. 629 00:16:14,840 --> 00:16:14,880 Wow. It's a... 630 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,760 Wow. It's a... 631 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:16,800 ..surprise to see you here. 632 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,560 ..surprise to see you here. 633 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:19,600 Ri...right, Bri? Isn't it a surprise to, uh...see him...here? 634 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:23,440 Ri...right, Bri? Isn't it a surprise to, uh...see him...here? 635 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:25,160 I'm speechless. Except to say that if you and your guest will excuse me. 636 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:29,560 I'm speechless. Except to say that if you and your guest will excuse me. 637 00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:29,600 Actually, I'm here to see you. 638 00:16:29,600 --> 00:16:31,680 Actually, I'm here to see you. 639 00:16:35,640 --> 00:16:35,680 Oh, I'll, uh...I'll...I'll just... I'll take off 640 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:38,000 Oh, I'll, uh...I'll...I'll just... I'll take off 641 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:38,040 and leave you two to do whatever you two need to do. 642 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:42,040 and leave you two to do whatever you two need to do. 643 00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:47,680 I won't waste too much of your time. 644 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:49,520 I won't waste too much of your time. 645 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:49,560 That's good. Because I don't have too much to offer. 646 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:53,000 That's good. Because I don't have too much to offer. 647 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:53,040 Then I'll get right to the point. 648 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,760 Then I'll get right to the point. 649 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:55,800 The point being, you want something? 650 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:57,680 The point being, you want something? 651 00:16:59,440 --> 00:16:59,480 Yes. 652 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:01,000 Yes. 653 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:01,040 Wouldn't happen to be to apologise, would it? 654 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:03,400 Wouldn't happen to be to apologise, would it? 655 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:03,440 I believe it's you who owes me that. 656 00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:05,280 I believe it's you who owes me that. 657 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:05,320 I already offered. You refused. 658 00:17:05,320 --> 00:17:06,920 I already offered. You refused. 659 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:06,960 Because you didn't mean a goddamn word! 660 00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:08,720 Because you didn't mean a goddamn word! 661 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:09,760 But that's not why you're here. 662 00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:11,400 But that's not why you're here. 663 00:17:13,920 --> 00:17:13,960 We lost La Montage for the benefit - Stop Prop 14. 664 00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:19,080 We lost La Montage for the benefit - Stop Prop 14. 665 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:19,120 Yeah, I live in Pittsburgh. I've heard of it. 666 00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:21,000 Yeah, I live in Pittsburgh. I've heard of it. 667 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:22,080 It seems that some of their very important clients 668 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:24,440 It seems that some of their very important clients 669 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:24,480 might object to us using it. 670 00:17:24,480 --> 00:17:26,080 might object to us using it. 671 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:27,240 We've tried every place in town... but they're all booked. 672 00:17:27,240 --> 00:17:31,200 We've tried every place in town... but they're all booked. 673 00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:33,040 Every place except... 674 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:34,880 Every place except... 675 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:36,040 Babylon. 676 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,480 Babylon. 677 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:39,800 So, you want nothing to do with my world 678 00:17:39,800 --> 00:17:42,560 So, you want nothing to do with my world 679 00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:42,600 until, of course, you need it to help yours. 680 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:44,800 until, of course, you need it to help yours. 681 00:17:44,800 --> 00:17:44,840 This has nothing to do with my world versus your world 682 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:47,000 This has nothing to do with my world versus your world, 683 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:47,040 but...you know, since it's going to be a problem, forget it. 684 00:17:47,040 --> 00:17:49,880 but...you know, since it's going to be a problem, forget it. 685 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:49,920 I didn't say you couldn't have it. 686 00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,720 I didn't say you couldn't have it. 687 00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:54,320 How much were you paying La Montage? 688 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,160 How much were you paying La Montage? 689 00:17:58,240 --> 00:17:58,280 $10,000. We'll pay you the same. 690 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:00,680 $10,000. We'll pay you the same. 691 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:02,120 No, you won't. 692 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,120 No, you won't. 693 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:04,160 Look, there's no reason to gouge us just because we're desperate. 694 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:06,520 Look, there's no reason to gouge us just because we're desperate. 695 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:06,560 We don't have it. There's no charge. 696 00:18:06,560 --> 00:18:08,440 We don't have it. There's no charge. 697 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:11,960 Really? Yeah, really. 698 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:13,920 Really? Yeah, really. 699 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:13,960 Consider it my donation to the cause. 700 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:16,080 Consider it my donation to the cause. 701 00:18:21,280 --> 00:18:21,320 I don't know what to say. Well, 'thanks'...will do. 702 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:25,080 I don't know what to say. Well, 'thanks'...will do. 703 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:25,120 Now, if you don't mind, I have to get back to work 704 00:18:25,120 --> 00:18:27,840 Now, if you don't mind, I have to get back to work 705 00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:27,880 so that I can continue my decadent lifestyle. 706 00:18:27,880 --> 00:18:29,680 so that I can continue my decadent lifestyle. 707 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:34,480 Cynthia, will you get me Leo Brown on the phone, please? 708 00:18:34,480 --> 00:18:37,720 Cynthia, will you get me Leo Brown on the phone, please? 709 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:37,760 Thanks. 710 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,160 Thanks. 711 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:44,800 Linz? 712 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,200 Linz? 713 00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:47,360 Linz?! LINDSAY: In here. 714 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,000 Linz?! LINDSAY: In here. 715 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:49,040 JENNIFER: It's a lovely home, 716 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,720 JENNIFER: It's a lovely home, 717 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:50,760 and there aren't a lot of designer products on the market. 718 00:18:50,760 --> 00:18:52,920 and there aren't a lot of designer products on the market. 719 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:52,960 Then you think it's a good time to sell? 720 00:18:52,960 --> 00:18:54,760 Then you think it's a good time to sell? 721 00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:54,800 Provided interest rates don't go any high... 722 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,400 Provided interest rates don't go any high... 723 00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:56,440 Hi, Mel. (Chuckles) 724 00:18:56,440 --> 00:18:58,920 Hi, Mel. (Chuckles) 725 00:18:58,920 --> 00:18:58,960 Don't let me interrupt. No, I'm glad you're here. 726 00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:01,320 Don't let me interrupt. No, I'm glad you're here. 727 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:01,360 I asked Jennifer to stop by, take a look at the house. 728 00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,720 I asked Jennifer to stop by, take a look at the house. 729 00:19:03,720 --> 00:19:03,760 I understand you want to put the house up for sale. 730 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:05,960 I understand you want to put the house up for sale. 731 00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:06,000 I understand we were still talking about it. 732 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,160 I understand we were still talking about it. 733 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:08,200 Jen figures we can make at least $100,000. 734 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:10,320 Jen figures we can make at least $100,000. 735 00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:10,360 More than enough for a down payment on a couple of condos. 736 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:12,800 More than enough for a down payment on a couple of condos. 737 00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:12,840 I have some clients who are dying to be in the neighbourhood. 738 00:19:12,840 --> 00:19:15,560 I have some clients who are dying to be in the neighbourhood. 739 00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:15,600 I could show it to them before it's even listed. 740 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:17,520 I could show it to them before it's even listed. 741 00:19:17,520 --> 00:19:17,560 That'd be great. 742 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,160 That'd be great. 743 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:20,200 So, what do YOU think? 744 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,840 So, what do YOU think? 745 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:23,280 Yeah. Great. 746 00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,960 Yeah. Great. 747 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:26,040 When you're ready, just give me a call, we'll start the ball rolling. 748 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,640 When you're ready, just give me a call, we'll start the ball rolling. 749 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:29,680 Will do. 750 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,360 Will do. 751 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:31,400 And...see you tomorrow night. 752 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,080 And...see you tomorrow night. 753 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:35,480 The benefit. Right. 754 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:37,440 The benefit. Right. 755 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:37,480 (Both chuckle) 756 00:19:37,480 --> 00:19:38,960 (Both chuckle) 757 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:39,000 Bye-bye. 'Bye. 758 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:40,640 Bye-bye. 'Bye. 759 00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:43,720 So, you want to sell? 760 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,560 So, you want to sell? 761 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:45,600 I was under the impression we both did. 762 00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:48,240 I was under the impression we both did. 763 00:19:48,240 --> 00:19:48,280 So, I say we stop talking about it and get on with our lives. 764 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:51,160 So, I say we stop talking about it and get on with our lives. 765 00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:52,360 Nice flowers. Yeah. 766 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,600 Nice flowers. Yeah. 767 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:54,640 I thought they'd... brighten up the house. 768 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:57,680 I thought they'd... brighten up the house. 769 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:01,520 44... 770 00:20:01,520 --> 00:20:03,040 44... 771 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:03,080 I don't know how you can be so fucking heartless. 772 00:20:03,080 --> 00:20:05,240 I don't know how you can be so fucking heartless. 773 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:05,280 ..45. 774 00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,760 ..45. 775 00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:06,800 Have you had any idea how hard this has been for him? 776 00:20:06,800 --> 00:20:09,160 Have you had any idea how hard this has been for him? 777 00:20:09,160 --> 00:20:09,200 He's lost everything. I can't help that. 778 00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,120 He's lost everything. I can't help that. 779 00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:11,160 You didn't have to fire him. 780 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:12,960 You didn't have to fire him. 781 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:13,000 This is a business, not a support group. 782 00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,200 This is a business, not a support group. 783 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:15,240 And its president...CEO, 784 00:20:15,240 --> 00:20:17,200 And its president...CEO, 785 00:20:17,200 --> 00:20:17,240 whatever the fuck you call yourself, happens to be gay. 786 00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:19,400 whatever the fuck you call yourself, happens to be gay. 787 00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:19,440 So tell me - how can you cave to such blatant homophobia? 788 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,720 So tell me - how can you cave to such blatant homophobia? 789 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:22,760 Better yet, why don't I have an expert explain? 790 00:20:22,760 --> 00:20:25,440 Better yet, why don't I have an expert explain? 791 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:25,480 Theodore. Would you step into my office, please? 792 00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:29,400 Theodore. Would you step into my office, please? 793 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:29,440 I bet you didn't even try to fight for him, did you? 794 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:31,800 I bet you didn't even try to fight for him, did you? 795 00:20:31,800 --> 00:20:31,840 No, I did not. You are unbelievable. 796 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,000 No, I did not. You are unbelievable. 797 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:35,040 What's up, Bri? Theodore. 798 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,600 What's up, Bri? Theodore. 799 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:36,640 How much do we stand to lose if we lost the Brown Athletics account? 800 00:20:36,640 --> 00:20:39,560 How much do we stand to lose if we lost the Brown Athletics account? 801 00:20:39,560 --> 00:20:39,600 Ballpark figure? 802 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:40,560 Ballpark figure? 803 00:20:40,560 --> 00:20:40,600 That would be appropriate, 804 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:42,080 That would be appropriate, 805 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:42,120 considering it's a sporting goods company. 806 00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:43,760 considering it's a sporting goods company. 807 00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:43,800 It's, um...a $20 million account. 808 00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:45,880 It's, um...a $20 million account. 809 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:45,920 And how much profit does that generate for Kinnetic? 810 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:49,320 And how much profit does that generate for Kinnetic? 811 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:49,360 Say, roughly $2 million per annum. 812 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:51,760 Say, roughly $2 million per annum. 813 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:51,800 Thank you. 814 00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:53,800 Thank you. 815 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:53,840 You can chastise me all you want for being heartless. 816 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,400 You can chastise me all you want for being heartless. 817 00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:56,440 Doesn't cost me a cent. 818 00:20:56,440 --> 00:20:58,480 Doesn't cost me a cent. 819 00:20:58,480 --> 00:20:58,520 But kindly explain to me why I should sacrifice a $20 million account 820 00:20:58,520 --> 00:21:02,680 But kindly explain to me why I should sacrifice a $20 million account 821 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:02,720 just because your boyfriend suddenly decides to announce he's queer. 822 00:21:02,720 --> 00:21:06,600 just because your boyfriend suddenly decides to announce he's queer. 823 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:07,680 I can see why you're a successful businessman. 824 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,880 I can see why you're a successful businessman. 825 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:10,920 48...49... 826 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,840 48...49... 827 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:52,080 So, you're back working the streets. Thanks to you. 828 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,880 So, you're back working the streets. Thanks to you. 829 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:55,920 Are you coming? 830 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,400 Are you coming? 831 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:57,440 Why in your wildest homosexual fantasies 832 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:59,400 Why in your wildest homosexual fantasies 833 00:21:59,400 --> 00:21:59,440 would you imagine that I would attend such an event? 834 00:21:59,440 --> 00:22:01,720 would you imagine that I would attend such an event? 835 00:22:01,720 --> 00:22:01,760 You gave Michael the club. 836 00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,440 You gave Michael the club. 837 00:22:03,440 --> 00:22:03,480 How could I say no to my oldest and dearest friend? 838 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:06,240 How could I say no to my oldest and dearest friend? 839 00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:06,280 And it is to protect the rights of every gay person in the state. 840 00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:09,840 And it is to protect the rights of every gay person in the state. 841 00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:09,880 Including yours. 842 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:11,880 Including yours. 843 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:11,920 Well, you'll to fight the good fight without me. 844 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,680 Well, you'll to fight the good fight without me. 845 00:22:13,680 --> 00:22:13,720 I'll be tanning myself Down Under. 846 00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,240 I'll be tanning myself Down Under. 847 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:16,280 And perhaps a little on top. 848 00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:18,000 And perhaps a little on top. 849 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,040 You're going to Australia? 850 00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:19,720 You're going to Australia? 851 00:22:19,720 --> 00:22:19,760 They say Mardi Gras in Sydney is the gayest place on earth. 852 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:22,320 They say Mardi Gras in Sydney is the gayest place on earth. 853 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:22,360 Except, of course, for Disneyland. 854 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,360 Except, of course, for Disneyland. 855 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:30,240 Well, take care of yourself. 856 00:22:30,240 --> 00:22:32,200 Well, take care of yourself. 857 00:22:33,240 --> 00:22:33,280 You too. 858 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,720 You too. 859 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:49,720 So, everyone knows the benefit's been moved. 860 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,120 So, everyone knows the benefit's been moved. 861 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:52,160 Bunch of us were at the centre today, making calls, sending emails. 862 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,880 Bunch of us were at the centre today, making calls, sending emails. 863 00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:54,920 DEB: Hi, baby! 864 00:22:54,920 --> 00:22:56,320 DEB: Hi, baby! 865 00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:57,680 You know...maybe we should get Brian something. 866 00:22:57,680 --> 00:23:00,560 You know...maybe we should get Brian something. 867 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:00,600 What for? 868 00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,080 What for? 869 00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:02,120 If it weren't for him, we wouldn't be having a benefit tonight. 870 00:23:02,120 --> 00:23:04,480 If it weren't for him, we wouldn't be having a benefit tonight. 871 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:04,520 I already thanked him. That's enough. If you say so. 872 00:23:04,520 --> 00:23:07,240 I already thanked him. That's enough. If you say so. 873 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:07,280 I do. Hmm. 874 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,720 I do. Hmm. 875 00:23:11,880 --> 00:23:11,920 What's that for? What's what for? 876 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,600 What's that for? What's what for? 877 00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:13,640 You say 'hmm' when you're thinking something and don't want to say it. 878 00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:16,280 You say 'hmm' when you're thinking something and don't want to say it. 879 00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:16,320 Do I? Hmm. 880 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:17,880 Do I? Hmm. 881 00:23:17,880 --> 00:23:17,920 I was just thinking it's a shame... You can stop right there. 882 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:20,840 I was just thinking it's a shame... You can stop right there. 883 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:20,880 You don't even know what I was going to say. 884 00:23:20,880 --> 00:23:22,840 You don't even know what I was going to say. 885 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:22,880 Surely it wasn't to remind me of my appointment next Tuesday 886 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:25,040 Surely it wasn't to remind me of my appointment next Tuesday 887 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:25,080 to have my teeth cleaned. 888 00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,480 to have my teeth cleaned. 889 00:23:26,480 --> 00:23:26,520 Isn't it always the fucking way? 890 00:23:26,520 --> 00:23:28,200 Isn't it always the fucking way? 891 00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:28,240 Kiki was supposed to relieve me an hour ago. She still hasn't shown up. 892 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,000 Kiki was supposed to relieve me an hour ago. She still hasn't shown up. 893 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:31,040 Now I'm stuck with her shift. That's OK. We'll wait for you. 894 00:23:31,040 --> 00:23:33,400 Now I'm stuck with her shift. That's OK. We'll wait for you. 895 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:33,440 Hey, Deb, where's my chicken fricassee? 896 00:23:33,440 --> 00:23:35,200 Hey, Deb, where's my chicken fricassee? 897 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:35,240 It's still fricking! 898 00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:36,720 It's still fricking! 899 00:23:36,720 --> 00:23:36,760 I want you boys to go. There's no point in all of us missing it. 900 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:39,720 I want you boys to go. There's no point in all of us missing it. 901 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:39,760 Are you sure? Yeah, I'll be there. 902 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,400 Are you sure? Yeah, I'll be there. 903 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:41,440 As soon as Kiki gets her trannie ass here. I love you. 904 00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:45,440 As soon as Kiki gets her trannie ass here. I love you. 905 00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:45,480 BELL RINGS RAPIDLY MAN: Deb! Order's up! 906 00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,720 BELL RINGS RAPIDLY MAN: Deb! Order's up! 907 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:48,760 FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS 908 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,680 FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS 909 00:24:01,680 --> 00:24:01,720 Are you alright? 910 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:03,160 Are you alright? 911 00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:04,440 In my Face Your Fear workshop, 912 00:24:04,440 --> 00:24:06,640 In my Face Your Fear workshop, 913 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:06,680 they tell us to just keep breathing steadily like this - 914 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:08,600 they tell us to just keep breathing steadily like this - 915 00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:08,640 in... (Inhales) ..and out. (Exhales) 916 00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,840 in... (Inhales) ..and out. (Exhales) 917 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:10,880 In... (Inhales) ..and out. 918 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:13,680 In... (Inhales) ..and out. 919 00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:13,720 It's also helpful to have a partner coaching you. 920 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:16,280 It's also helpful to have a partner coaching you. 921 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,320 Are you sure you didn't go to Lamaze by mistake? 922 00:24:16,320 --> 00:24:18,520 Are you sure you didn't go to Lamaze by mistake? 923 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:19,600 I sure hope we can find Mom in here. I wouldn't worry. 924 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:22,520 I sure hope we can find Mom in here. I wouldn't worry. 925 00:24:22,520 --> 00:24:22,560 If there's one person you can spot in a crowd, it's your mother. 926 00:24:22,560 --> 00:24:25,160 If there's one person you can spot in a crowd, it's your mother. 927 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:25,200 Hey, guys. This is some event. 928 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,320 Hey, guys. This is some event. 929 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:27,360 Think I might revisit the halcyon days of my debauched youth 930 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,800 Think I might revisit the halcyon days of my debauched youth 931 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:29,840 and dance till dawn. 932 00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:31,320 and dance till dawn. 933 00:24:31,320 --> 00:24:31,360 If he makes it till 10:30, it'll be a miracle. 934 00:24:31,360 --> 00:24:33,520 If he makes it till 10:30, it'll be a miracle. 935 00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:33,560 Oh. Where's Brian? I want to thank him. 936 00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:35,280 Oh. Where's Brian? I want to thank him. 937 00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:35,320 He went to Australia for Mardi Gras. Figures. 938 00:24:35,320 --> 00:24:37,280 He went to Australia for Mardi Gras. Figures. 939 00:24:37,280 --> 00:24:37,320 After all, he's slept with everyone in this continent, so... 940 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:39,920 After all, he's slept with everyone in this continent, so... 941 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:43,680 Oh, shit. What's the matter? 942 00:24:43,680 --> 00:24:45,760 Oh, shit. What's the matter? 943 00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:45,800 My mother just arrived with her boy toy. 944 00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:48,720 My mother just arrived with her boy toy. 945 00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:48,760 It's so soap opera. So menopausal. 946 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,600 It's so soap opera. So menopausal. 947 00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:51,640 So humiliating. 948 00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:53,120 So humiliating. 949 00:24:53,120 --> 00:24:53,160 Hello, darling. Mmm... (Kisses, chuckles) 950 00:24:53,160 --> 00:24:55,960 Hello, darling. Mmm... (Kisses, chuckles) 951 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:56,000 Somehow she seems to perceive it differently. 952 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,240 Somehow she seems to perceive it differently. 953 00:24:58,240 --> 00:24:58,280 You remember Tucker. Ah. Hey. 954 00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,040 You remember Tucker. Ah. Hey. 955 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:00,080 Good to see you again. How you doing? 956 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:01,640 Good to see you again. How you doing? 957 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:01,680 Hi, Justin. 958 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,600 Hi, Justin. 959 00:25:03,600 --> 00:25:03,640 I'm going to get a drink. 960 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,320 I'm going to get a drink. 961 00:25:05,320 --> 00:25:05,360 Chardonnay, honey? Perfect. 962 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,120 Chardonnay, honey? Perfect. 963 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:08,800 By the look on your face, I should have ordered a sour apple martini. 964 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:12,440 By the look on your face, I should have ordered a sour apple martini. 965 00:25:13,640 --> 00:25:13,680 Did you have to bring him? 966 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,680 Did you have to bring him? 967 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:15,720 Does he embarrass you? Frankly, yes. 968 00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:17,960 Does he embarrass you? Frankly, yes. 969 00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:18,000 Well, when there's a Proposition 15 to take away the rights 970 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,680 Well, when there's a Proposition 15 to take away the rights 971 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:21,720 of middle-aged women to still have a LIFE, 972 00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,440 of middle-aged women to still have a LIFE, 973 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:24,480 let's hope you show up for me. 974 00:25:24,480 --> 00:25:26,280 let's hope you show up for me. 975 00:25:26,280 --> 00:25:26,320 May I have your attention, everyone? Hi. I'm Emmett Honeycutt. 976 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:29,720 May I have your attention, everyone? Hi. I'm Emmett Honeycutt. 977 00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:29,760 (All cheer, clap) 978 00:25:29,760 --> 00:25:32,760 (All cheer, clap) 979 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:32,800 You may know me as Channel 5's former Queer Guy. 980 00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:35,920 You may know me as Channel 5's former Queer Guy. 981 00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:35,960 But tonight I am still YOUR Queer Guy 982 00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:38,640 But tonight I am still YOUR Queer Guy 983 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:38,680 and I want to welcome you to this FABULOUS evening! 984 00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,760 and I want to welcome you to this FABULOUS evening! 985 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:41,800 (All cheer) 986 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,480 (All cheer) 987 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:43,520 Guys, this is Lewis. We met on husbandmaterial.com. 988 00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,640 Guys, this is Lewis. We met on husbandmaterial.com. 989 00:25:46,640 --> 00:25:46,680 Oh! This sounds serious. 990 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:48,360 Oh! This sounds serious. 991 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:48,400 Michael and Ben got married in Toronto last year. 992 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:51,040 Michael and Ben got married in Toronto last year. 993 00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:51,080 You could be next! 994 00:25:51,080 --> 00:25:52,520 You could be next! 995 00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:52,560 ..we can defeat Proposition 14! 996 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:54,720 ..we can defeat Proposition 14! 997 00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:54,760 (All cheer) 998 00:25:54,760 --> 00:25:56,680 (All cheer) 999 00:25:59,480 --> 00:25:59,520 Let's let the bigots and the hatemongers 1000 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,440 Let's let the bigots and the hatemongers 1001 00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:02,480 and the state capitol and the White House know 1002 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,840 and the state capitol and the White House know 1003 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:04,880 we will not be silent! 1004 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:07,840 we will not be silent! 1005 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:07,880 (All cheer) 1006 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,120 (All cheer) 1007 00:26:10,120 --> 00:26:10,160 Unless, of course, it's for the silent auction. (Chuckles) 1008 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:13,080 Unless, of course, it's for the silent auction. (Chuckles) 1009 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:13,120 So get those big bids in early. 1010 00:26:13,120 --> 00:26:15,400 So get those big bids in early. 1011 00:26:15,400 --> 00:26:15,440 (Squeakily) And now... I'm so excited. (Laughs) 1012 00:26:15,440 --> 00:26:18,200 (Squeakily) And now... I'm so excited. (Laughs) 1013 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:18,240 It is my great honour and pleasure to present our star attraction - 1014 00:26:18,240 --> 00:26:23,920 It is my great honour and pleasure to present our star attraction - 1015 00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:23,960 a girl who, like the rest of us, just wants to have fun - 1016 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:27,880 a girl who, like the rest of us, just wants to have fun - 1017 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:27,920 the one, the only Ms Cyndi Lauper! 1018 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:33,520 the one, the only Ms Cyndi Lauper! 1019 00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:33,560 (All cheer) 1020 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,960 (All cheer) 1021 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:36,000 INTRODUCTION TO 'SHINE' BY CYNDI LAUPER PLAYS 1022 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,880 INTRODUCTION TO 'SHINE' BY CYNDI LAUPER PLAYS 1023 00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,480 (Sings) # Shine 1024 00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:17,640 (Sings) # Shine 1025 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:17,680 # I'll stand by you 1026 00:27:17,680 --> 00:27:21,040 # I'll stand by you 1027 00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:21,080 # Don't try and push me away 1028 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:25,160 # Don't try and push me away 1029 00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:25,200 # 'Cause I'm just gonna stay 1030 00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,400 # 'Cause I'm just gonna stay 1031 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:28,440 # You can 1032 00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:29,840 # You can 1033 00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:29,880 # Shine 1034 00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,840 # Shine 1035 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:31,880 # I won't deny you 1036 00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:36,040 # I won't deny you 1037 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:36,080 # And don't be afraid 1038 00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:39,560 # And don't be afraid 1039 00:27:39,560 --> 00:27:39,600 # It'll all be OK 1040 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:43,280 # It'll all be OK 1041 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:43,320 # Do you know my name? 1042 00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,000 # Do you know my name? 1043 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:45,040 # Well, I ain't going to take that big time line 1044 00:27:45,040 --> 00:27:48,360 # Well, I ain't going to take that big time line 1045 00:27:48,360 --> 00:27:48,400 # Won't be beat by a lie 1046 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,200 # Won't be beat by a lie 1047 00:27:50,200 --> 00:27:50,240 # Gonna call out to these embers waiting to ignite 1048 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:53,640 # Gonna call out to these embers waiting to ignite 1049 00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:53,680 # Gonna pull you up by your love, by your love 1050 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,240 # Gonna pull you up by your love, by your love 1051 00:27:57,240 --> 00:27:57,280 # And tell you it'll be OK 1052 00:27:57,280 --> 00:28:00,880 # And tell you it'll be OK 1053 00:28:00,880 --> 00:28:00,920 # Be OK 1054 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:02,640 # Be OK 1055 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:02,680 # Be OK 1056 00:28:02,680 --> 00:28:05,280 # Be OK 1057 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:05,320 # Shine... # 1058 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,880 # Shine... # 1059 00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:16,560 Hey. Is my flight on time? MAN: Yes, Mr Kinney. 1060 00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:19,840 Hey. Is my flight on time? MAN: Yes, Mr Kinney. 1061 00:28:23,080 --> 00:28:23,120 If you didn't have to change 25 times... 1062 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,040 If you didn't have to change 25 times... 1063 00:28:25,040 --> 00:28:25,080 The sitter was late. Don't blame me. 1064 00:28:25,080 --> 00:28:27,040 The sitter was late. Don't blame me. 1065 00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:27,080 You've never been on time - not once. 1066 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:28,760 You've never been on time - not once. 1067 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:28,800 You won't have to be bothered with it much longer, will you? 1068 00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:31,080 You won't have to be bothered with it much longer, will you? 1069 00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:32,200 Hey, girls. Hi, Dusty. 1070 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,840 Hey, girls. Hi, Dusty. 1071 00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:33,880 I thought you weren't coming. 1072 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,480 I thought you weren't coming. 1073 00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:35,520 At the last minute, I said to Marie, "It's too important." 1074 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:37,680 At the last minute, I said to Marie, "It's too important." 1075 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:37,720 "One of us has to be here." So I came and she's home with the kids. 1076 00:28:37,720 --> 00:28:40,880 "One of us has to be here." So I came and she's home with the kids. 1077 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:40,920 That's what I should've done. Our new sitter was late. 1078 00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:42,880 That's what I should've done. Our new sitter was late. 1079 00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:42,920 You can always drop him at my place. Let's go in. 1080 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,320 You can always drop him at my place. Let's go in. 1081 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:45,360 Oh, shit. What now? 1082 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,000 Oh, shit. What now? 1083 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:47,040 My cell phone - I must've left it in the car. 1084 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,000 My cell phone - I must've left it in the car. 1085 00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:49,040 Christ. You go in. I'll find you. 1086 00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,240 Christ. You go in. I'll find you. 1087 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:52,520 I'd better wait for Mel. You go. 1088 00:28:52,520 --> 00:28:54,480 I'd better wait for Mel. You go. 1089 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:01,200 (Sings) # When it's said and done 1090 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:04,440 (Sings) # When it's said and done 1091 00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:04,480 # What you need will come 1092 00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:07,440 # What you need will come 1093 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:07,480 # And time won't let me 1094 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:11,400 # And time won't let me 1095 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:11,440 # Let you let me waste it this time 1096 00:29:11,440 --> 00:29:15,400 # Let you let me waste it this time 1097 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:15,440 # I can see the frown you wear All around like some faded crown 1098 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,920 # I can see the frown you wear All around like some faded crown 1099 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:19,960 # Like a watch overwound 1100 00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:21,720 # Like a watch overwound 1101 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:21,760 # Gonna call down to this diamond buried underground 1102 00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,400 # Gonna call down to this diamond buried underground 1103 00:29:25,400 --> 00:29:25,440 # Gonna pull you up By your love, by your love... # 1104 00:29:25,440 --> 00:29:28,760 # Gonna pull you up By your love, by your love... # 1105 00:29:28,760 --> 00:29:28,800 Do you think I could get some water? 1106 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,520 Do you think I could get some water? 1107 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:34,040 Michael, could you do me a really big favour? 1108 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,560 Michael, could you do me a really big favour? 1109 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:36,600 Lewis is kind of nervous in crowds and I don't want to leave him. 1110 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:39,560 Lewis is kind of nervous in crowds and I don't want to leave him. 1111 00:29:39,560 --> 00:29:39,600 Could you get him some water? Uh, sure. 1112 00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:43,000 Could you get him some water? Uh, sure. 1113 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,040 As long as you're going, cranberry spritzer for me? 1114 00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,360 As long as you're going, cranberry spritzer for me? 1115 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:46,840 # May you shine 1116 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,040 # May you shine 1117 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:50,080 # You can shine... # 1118 00:29:50,080 --> 00:29:52,680 # You can shine... # 1119 00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:52,720 Hi! 1120 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,400 Hi! 1121 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:54,440 Cranberry and soda and... 1122 00:29:54,440 --> 00:29:56,240 Cranberry and soda and... 1123 00:29:58,080 --> 00:29:58,120 # Shine!... # 1124 00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:03,960 # Shine!... # 1125 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:07,520 EXPLOSION (People shriek) 1126 00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,520 EXPLOSION (People shriek) 1127 00:30:09,520 --> 00:30:09,560 CAR ALARM WAILS Jesus Christ! 1128 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:12,880 CAR ALARM WAILS Jesus Christ! 1129 00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:12,920 What the fuck was that? 1130 00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:14,520 What the fuck was that? 1131 00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:15,560 NEWS STING PLAYS ON RADIO 1132 00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:18,080 NEWS STING PLAYS ON RADIO 1133 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:18,120 MAN ON RADIO: This just in from WDBX News - 1134 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,400 MAN ON RADIO: This just in from WDBX News - 1135 00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:20,440 there's been an explosion at Babylon, 1136 00:30:20,440 --> 00:30:22,480 there's been an explosion at Babylon, 1137 00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:22,520 a local gay club, where a political fundraiser was under way tonight. 1138 00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:26,480 a local gay club, where a political fundraiser was under way tonight. 1139 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:26,520 Authorities fear there may be many injuries, possibly fatalities. 1140 00:30:26,520 --> 00:30:30,080 Authorities fear there may be many injuries, possibly fatalities. 1141 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:30,120 They say there's no word yet as... Turn around! 1142 00:30:30,120 --> 00:30:32,720 They say there's no word yet as... Turn around! 1143 00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:32,760 (People shout) SIRENS WAIL 1144 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:34,640 (People shout) SIRENS WAIL 1145 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:39,480 I want this whole area blocked off. 1146 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,360 I want this whole area blocked off. 1147 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:41,400 I want a clear path for the ambulances. 1148 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:43,320 I want a clear path for the ambulances. 1149 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:20,440 Jennifer! Jennifer! 1150 00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:22,760 Jennifer! Jennifer! 1151 00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:22,800 Jennifer! Oh, my God. 1152 00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:24,200 Jennifer! Oh, my God. 1153 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:24,240 Are you alright? 1154 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:25,920 Are you alright? 1155 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:25,960 Justin's still in there. You've got to find him. 1156 00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:28,360 Justin's still in there. You've got to find him. 1157 00:31:39,520 --> 00:31:39,560 MAN: We need you to leave the building. 1158 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,160 MAN: We need you to leave the building. 1159 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:42,200 Everyone who is able, please exit as quickly as possible! 1160 00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:47,520 Everyone who is able, please exit as quickly as possible! 1161 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:49,200 Justin! 1162 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,640 Justin! 1163 00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:54,280 Justin! 1164 00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:55,800 Justin! 1165 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:55,840 Everyone leave as quickly as possible. 1166 00:31:55,840 --> 00:31:58,000 Everyone leave as quickly as possible. 1167 00:31:59,000 --> 00:31:59,040 Ted! Ted?! 1168 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:00,560 Ted! Ted?! 1169 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:01,640 Ted! What the fuck happened? I don't know. 1170 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:04,000 Ted! What the fuck happened? I don't know. 1171 00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:04,040 Have you seen Justin? 1172 00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:05,640 Have you seen Justin? 1173 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:09,920 MAN: He's not breathing! Somebody help, please! 1174 00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:12,640 MAN: He's not breathing! Somebody help, please! 1175 00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:18,600 MAN: Oh, my God! 1176 00:32:18,600 --> 00:32:20,360 MAN: Oh, my God! 1177 00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:20,400 No! Oh, my God! 1178 00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:22,920 No! Oh, my God! 1179 00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:22,960 (Sobs) 1180 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,880 (Sobs) 1181 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:28,800 MAN: I need to get out of here. 1182 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,520 MAN: I need to get out of here. 1183 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:30,560 Where's the door? I can't find the door! 1184 00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:32,120 Where's the door? I can't find the door! 1185 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:35,200 MAN: I've got a heavy bleeder right over here. 1186 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,600 MAN: I've got a heavy bleeder right over here. 1187 00:32:37,600 --> 00:32:37,640 MAN: Please! The fucking thing is burning! 1188 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:40,760 MAN: Please! The fucking thing is burning! 1189 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:40,800 Help me! MAN: Are you alright? 1190 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:42,360 Help me! MAN: Are you alright? 1191 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,040 Are you hurt? No. Just some scratches. 1192 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,720 Are you hurt? No. Just some scratches. 1193 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:45,760 Have you seen my mother? She's OK. She's outside. 1194 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,280 Have you seen my mother? She's OK. She's outside. 1195 00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:48,320 (Coughs) She's looking for you. 1196 00:32:48,320 --> 00:32:50,000 (Coughs) She's looking for you. 1197 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:50,040 There you are, baby. My God, that was weird sex. 1198 00:32:50,040 --> 00:32:52,400 There you are, baby. My God, that was weird sex. 1199 00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:52,440 Have you seen Michael?! 1200 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,040 Have you seen Michael?! 1201 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:54,080 Em? 1202 00:32:54,080 --> 00:32:55,440 Em? 1203 00:32:56,440 --> 00:32:56,480 Emmett! 1204 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:57,920 Emmett! 1205 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:01,680 CONFUSED SHOUTING 1206 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,680 CONFUSED SHOUTING 1207 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:03,720 ALARMS BLARE 1208 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,640 ALARMS BLARE 1209 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:21,560 Would you hurry, please?! 1210 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:23,080 Would you hurry, please?! 1211 00:33:23,080 --> 00:33:23,120 Deb, they're doing the best they can. 1212 00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,840 Deb, they're doing the best they can. 1213 00:33:27,720 --> 00:33:27,760 I'm riding with him. I'm his partner. 1214 00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:29,440 I'm riding with him. I'm his partner. 1215 00:33:29,440 --> 00:33:29,480 Get in. Get in. Hurry. 1216 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:30,840 Get in. Get in. Hurry. 1217 00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:34,320 Get me to the hospital, Karl, please. 1218 00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,960 Get me to the hospital, Karl, please. 1219 00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,000 I can't leave now. I'm on duty. 1220 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,680 I can't leave now. I'm on duty. 1221 00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:37,720 I'll get one of the boys to take you. 1222 00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:39,480 I'll get one of the boys to take you. 1223 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:39,520 I'll take you. 1224 00:33:39,520 --> 00:33:40,920 I'll take you. 1225 00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:46,240 I knew I shouldn't have come. You're going to be alright. 1226 00:33:46,240 --> 00:33:48,440 I knew I shouldn't have come. You're going to be alright. 1227 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:48,480 I've gotta get out of here. Lewis. Lewis! 1228 00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,600 I've gotta get out of here. Lewis. Lewis! 1229 00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:50,640 Wait! Why'd I listen to you?! 1230 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,720 Wait! Why'd I listen to you?! 1231 00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:55,520 HEARTBEAT THUMPS 1232 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:57,480 HEARTBEAT THUMPS 1233 00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:07,640 VOICES TALK URGENTLY 1234 00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:09,560 VOICES TALK URGENTLY 1235 00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:15,080 MAN: Cardiac needle and 500cc of adrenaline, stat. 1236 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:17,760 MAN: Cardiac needle and 500cc of adrenaline, stat. 1237 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:17,800 MAN: Can I get a hand with this, please? 1238 00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,600 MAN: Can I get a hand with this, please? 1239 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:19,640 Deb, why don't you sit down? 1240 00:34:19,640 --> 00:34:21,240 Deb, why don't you sit down? 1241 00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:22,800 I tried that. Didn't work. 1242 00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:24,440 I tried that. Didn't work. 1243 00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:31,440 What...what if I lose him? 1244 00:34:31,440 --> 00:34:34,080 What...what if I lose him? 1245 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:34,120 What am I going to do? You won't lose him. 1246 00:34:34,120 --> 00:34:36,120 What am I going to do? You won't lose him. 1247 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:36,160 And this is not about you, so sit down! 1248 00:34:36,160 --> 00:34:38,000 And this is not about you, so sit down! 1249 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:43,160 I'm sorry. You're right. 1250 00:34:43,160 --> 00:34:45,720 I'm sorry. You're right. 1251 00:34:52,000 --> 00:34:52,040 Well? 1252 00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,480 Well? 1253 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:54,520 He's lost a lot of blood. 1254 00:34:54,520 --> 00:34:56,240 He's lost a lot of blood. 1255 00:34:56,240 --> 00:34:56,280 Before we can do anything, he's going to need a transfusion. 1256 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,400 Before we can do anything, he's going to need a transfusion. 1257 00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:58,440 What the fuck are you waiting for? 1258 00:34:58,440 --> 00:35:00,280 What the fuck are you waiting for? 1259 00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:00,320 He's AB negative, we're short on his type, 1260 00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,920 He's AB negative, we're short on his type, 1261 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:01,960 so we're checking all the hospitals. 1262 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,560 so we're checking all the hospitals. 1263 00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:05,760 OK. I'm O negative. 1264 00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:08,560 OK. I'm O negative. 1265 00:35:08,560 --> 00:35:08,600 It's the universal donor, right? 1266 00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,720 It's the universal donor, right? 1267 00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:10,760 Are you gay? What's that got to do with anything? 1268 00:35:10,760 --> 00:35:13,320 Are you gay? What's that got to do with anything? 1269 00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:13,360 We can't give blood because of HIV. I don't have HIV. 1270 00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,840 We can't give blood because of HIV. I don't have HIV. 1271 00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:16,880 It doesn't matter. Gays are considered to be too high of a risk. 1272 00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:19,640 It doesn't matter. Gays are considered to be too high of a risk. 1273 00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:19,680 What about all those straight studs and bitches 1274 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:21,640 What about all those straight studs and bitches 1275 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:21,680 who fuck around and don't use protection? 1276 00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,320 who fuck around and don't use protection? 1277 00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:23,360 You'd take their blood, right? It's an FDA regulation. 1278 00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,480 You'd take their blood, right? It's an FDA regulation. 1279 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:25,520 Brian... I don't give a shit! 1280 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:28,080 Brian... I don't give a shit! 1281 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:28,120 Look... Take my blood, motherfucker! Brian, Brian, Brian. 1282 00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:30,720 Look... Take my blood, motherfucker! Brian, Brian, Brian. 1283 00:35:30,720 --> 00:35:30,760 Brian, look, you couldn't give it even if you were straight. 1284 00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:33,280 Brian, look, you couldn't give it even if you were straight. 1285 00:35:33,280 --> 00:35:33,320 You've got cancer. 1286 00:35:33,320 --> 00:35:34,720 You've got cancer. 1287 00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:40,920 He's OK. He's OK. He's right down there. 1288 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:42,840 He's OK. He's OK. He's right down there. 1289 00:35:44,120 --> 00:35:44,160 Sam Rawlings, Channel 7 News, here with Drew Boyd. 1290 00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,520 Sam Rawlings, Channel 7 News, here with Drew Boyd. 1291 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:46,560 Drew, having just come out of the closet, 1292 00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:48,480 Drew, having just come out of the closet, 1293 00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:48,520 how do you feel about what's happening here? 1294 00:35:48,520 --> 00:35:50,160 how do you feel about what's happening here? 1295 00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:50,200 Are you concerned about losing your fans now that you're gay? 1296 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:52,560 Are you concerned about losing your fans now that you're gay? 1297 00:35:52,560 --> 00:35:52,600 Right now I'm more concerned about people losing their lives! 1298 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,600 Right now I'm more concerned about people losing their lives! 1299 00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:55,640 Emmett?! 1300 00:35:55,640 --> 00:35:57,040 Emmett?! 1301 00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:00,800 Are you OK? Yeah. A little smoke inhalation. 1302 00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,400 Are you OK? Yeah. A little smoke inhalation. 1303 00:36:03,400 --> 00:36:03,440 I'll live. 1304 00:36:03,440 --> 00:36:04,880 I'll live. 1305 00:36:04,880 --> 00:36:04,920 I'm sorry I wasn't here. 1306 00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,880 I'm sorry I wasn't here. 1307 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:06,920 Yeah, well...you're here now. 1308 00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:09,160 Yeah, well...you're here now. 1309 00:36:17,600 --> 00:36:17,640 We've stabilised the blood loss, 1310 00:36:17,640 --> 00:36:19,840 We've stabilised the blood loss, 1311 00:36:19,840 --> 00:36:19,880 but there's still internal bleeding from a punctured spleen. 1312 00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:22,520 but there's still internal bleeding from a punctured spleen. 1313 00:36:22,520 --> 00:36:22,560 So we're going to need to remove it immediately. 1314 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:24,880 So we're going to need to remove it immediately. 1315 00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:28,640 Will he be alright? 1316 00:36:28,640 --> 00:36:30,360 Will he be alright? 1317 00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:30,400 With this amount of blood loss, uh...we can only hope for the best. 1318 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:34,440 With this amount of blood loss, uh...we can only hope for the best. 1319 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:42,320 I'll give you a moment with him, then we need to start prepping. OK? 1320 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:45,840 I'll give you a moment with him, then we need to start prepping. OK? 1321 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:56,000 (Sniffles) 1322 00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:57,440 (Sniffles) 1323 00:36:58,760 --> 00:36:58,800 (Whispers) You'd better fucking come through this, you little shit. 1324 00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:01,320 (Whispers) You'd better fucking come through this, you little shit. 1325 00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:21,520 I'm afraid I woke him. 1326 00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:24,000 I'm afraid I woke him. 1327 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:24,040 But I just...needed to hold him. 1328 00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:27,960 But I just...needed to hold him. 1329 00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:29,200 He'll go back to sleep. 1330 00:37:29,200 --> 00:37:30,800 He'll go back to sleep. 1331 00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:34,080 Are you... 1332 00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,520 Are you... 1333 00:37:37,040 --> 00:37:37,080 What an idiotic question. 1334 00:37:37,080 --> 00:37:38,720 What an idiotic question. 1335 00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:41,080 Of course you're not alright. 1336 00:37:41,080 --> 00:37:42,840 Of course you're not alright. 1337 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:44,680 How could anyone be alright? 1338 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,520 How could anyone be alright? 1339 00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:48,920 Just grateful. Grateful that you're always late. 1340 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:53,240 Just grateful. Grateful that you're always late. 1341 00:37:54,240 --> 00:37:54,280 And that you forgot your cell phone. 1342 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:56,240 And that you forgot your cell phone. 1343 00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:58,360 Promise me you'll never be on time for anything. 1344 00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:00,840 Promise me you'll never be on time for anything. 1345 00:38:02,920 --> 00:38:02,960 If you promise me you'll never remember a thing. 1346 00:38:02,960 --> 00:38:05,600 If you promise me you'll never remember a thing. 1347 00:38:11,320 --> 00:38:11,360 I'll put him back in bed. 1348 00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:13,000 I'll put him back in bed. 1349 00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:16,440 Linz? 1350 00:38:16,440 --> 00:38:17,880 Linz? 1351 00:38:30,280 --> 00:38:30,320 Please? 1352 00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:31,760 Please? 1353 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:15,080 DOOR OPENS 1354 00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:17,040 DOOR OPENS 1355 00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:39,920 As you know, I've always been a good Catholic girl. 1356 00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:43,200 As you know, I've always been a good Catholic girl. 1357 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:44,600 Even though, when it comes to gays and abortion, 1358 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:46,840 Even though, when it comes to gays and abortion, 1359 00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:46,880 I think they're full of shit. 1360 00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,480 I think they're full of shit. 1361 00:39:49,520 --> 00:39:49,560 But still, I... 1362 00:39:49,560 --> 00:39:51,120 But still, I... 1363 00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:52,720 ..I always believed that God knew best 1364 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:55,400 ..I always believed that God knew best 1365 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:55,440 and there was a reason for everything that he does. 1366 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:58,320 and there was a reason for everything that he does. 1367 00:40:00,880 --> 00:40:00,920 But, um... 1368 00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,360 But, um... 1369 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:03,520 ..this time I'm not so sure 1370 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,240 ..this time I'm not so sure 1371 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:05,280 why he let this happen to Michael and the others. 1372 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:07,760 why he let this happen to Michael and the others. 1373 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:09,360 So, this time I'm not asking him. 1374 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,760 So, this time I'm not asking him. 1375 00:40:14,360 --> 00:40:14,400 I'm telling him...to see that Michael gets through this. 1376 00:40:14,400 --> 00:40:18,800 I'm telling him...to see that Michael gets through this. 1377 00:40:23,440 --> 00:40:23,480 You notice I didn't say "my son, Michael"? 1378 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,720 You notice I didn't say "my son, Michael"? 1379 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:29,440 Because it's not for me. 1380 00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:31,080 Because it's not for me. 1381 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:33,640 It's for him. 1382 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,280 It's for him. 1383 00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:49,720 You want to say a prayer? 1384 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:51,560 You want to say a prayer? 1385 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:51,600 (Chuckles softly) No. 1386 00:40:51,600 --> 00:40:54,520 (Chuckles softly) No. 1387 00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,040 (Sighs) 1388 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,600 (Sighs) 1389 00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:01,640 But if you know what's good for you... (Sighs) 1390 00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,800 But if you know what's good for you... (Sighs) 1391 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:04,840 ..you'd better fucking listen to her. 1392 00:41:04,840 --> 00:41:06,720 ..you'd better fucking listen to her. 1393 00:41:19,680 --> 00:41:19,720 Do you mind if I tell people Cyndi Lauper saved my life? 1394 00:41:19,720 --> 00:41:22,480 Do you mind if I tell people Cyndi Lauper saved my life? 1395 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:22,520 Nah, you do that. My manager will love it. 1396 00:41:22,520 --> 00:41:24,680 Nah, you do that. My manager will love it. 1397 00:41:32,880 --> 00:41:32,920 INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER 1398 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,880 INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER 1399 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:44,440 Is Michael going to be OK? They don't know. 1400 00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,360 Is Michael going to be OK? They don't know. 1401 00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:56,360 When I heard what happened, I tried to call you on your cell, 1402 00:41:56,360 --> 00:41:58,920 When I heard what happened, I tried to call you on your cell, 1403 00:41:58,920 --> 00:41:58,960 but...you didn't answer. 1404 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,760 but...you didn't answer. 1405 00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:08,000 I was...so fucking scared. 1406 00:42:08,000 --> 00:42:11,160 I was...so fucking scared. 1407 00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:14,000 All I could think was... 1408 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,640 All I could think was... 1409 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:17,520 .."Please don't let anything happen to him." 1410 00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,760 .."Please don't let anything happen to him." 1411 00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:28,840 I love you. 1412 00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:30,280 I love you. 1413 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:39,600 I love you. 1414 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:41,040 I love you. 1415 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:51,720 1416 00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:56,600